Admin Instructions for a Relationship

As promised to Mr. D, i will now present to you .....
AI (Admin Instruction) for Relationship (ver.1.1)
* Unable to name key person due to his status as a newbie to relationship..

OBJECTIVE: How to make a girl take note of you.

AIM: To get the girl to notice you and start talking to you without thinking that you are that BIG pervert that sits at a podium, looking at her while digging ur nose away and drooling. (I am not saying it's MR. D. Readers think what they like..)

INVENTORY AND MAIN PURPOSE:
1. You need a MOUTH. - A mouth is located at the bottom half of your face, comes in all colours, shapes and sizes. Different taste as well.

2. You need HANDS. - They're important. NO! They are not for you to use as "stimulants" to know what it should feel like to have her in bed. The correct usage is for you to shake her hand and use your mouth to say Hi!

3. You need LEGS. - Properly standing straight. Looks cooler if you rest your whole self to one leg. Tends to get weak after hands are misused. (Pls Read Point 2 for Misuse of Hands)

4. You need LOOKS. - I'm not saying you got to be the EDISON of your school or workplace. I'm saying as in how you portray yourself. If you think you keep thinking you are EDISON, you will be the one who invented the light bulb.

In the next series, i will talk about using a combination of the above to bring about different effects.

Thank you.

By: Robinho!!