Useful Pick Up Lines this Season!!

Season's greeting my jolly mates!!

As the christmas season is around the corner, i decided to compile a list of the "BEST PICK UP LINES!" for those heart broken to get a chance at the hotties at all upcoming Christmas Parties and Celebrations!! They may not be 100% guaranteed, but it'll definitely leave a "MARK" in your life, or a milestone, or hundreds of gravels..

Here Goes..

1. Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
2. Bond. James Bond.(Reply: Lost. Get Lost.)
3. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
4. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
5. Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
6. Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
7. Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
8. I'm good at math. U+I=69
9. Hey baby. You got a jersey? (A jersey?...What for?) Because I need your name and number

My personal favourite:
I have only three months to live... Sob..

Hope it works out for all this Christmas Season..

Happy Holidays and a Merry Christmas!!!

*YAM SENG
Robin

P.S: YAM SENG = Cheers