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The Divine Mirror!

Fateful 25th Dec 06

SEASONS GREETING~ MERRY XMAS

Merry Xmaz to one & all you peeps. Thx to all that the chalet had been a fun one, making it a good xmas partyin~ THOUGH it had been rather unfateful for me!! Getting drunk was bad enough, but the hangover had to be brought over to the 2nd day. Lost count of the number of times i puke! And the GOOD food ive missed! DAMMIT LUGI BIG TIME!

But thx to the BROS who help me cleaned up the mess and not to throw me in the balcony to enjoy the moonlight...not to mention that they were the ones who caused me to be in the state im in. Haha man... din noe i had such a great sci-fi subconcious...but as for that jap fella....hmmm no comments. So for those EXCLUSIVE vids shots...we r even now eh! (NO VIDS BLOGGING)! Spare me the torment...haha.

Nonethless CREDITS TO ALL WHO MADE IT HAPPEN

Alex: SINGLE Handedly prepared the food for us all.

Cheng Xi: Cleaning IC ( Without him, the room wld be probably much messier)

Chun Hua: Sponsor the very IMPT TABLE~ NO Table NO Steamboat!

Lee Wei: Sponsoring the "Abalone" bee hoon

Robin: Steam boat Equipment~ Haha.... the right one*

Sherlyn: The super RICH choco-durian cake! WAH!!~

Wilson: Itinery manager (Thumbs Up~ Dude)

And all else who turned up~ Thk u all peeps!

It tickles

Girl : Do you love me ?
Boy : Yes Dear
Girl : Would you die for me ?
Boy : No, mine is undying love
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1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.
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Man : How old is your father ?
Boy : As old as me
Man : How can that be ?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born

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Dad : "Son, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go and say sorry to her."
Son :(goes over to the aunt) "Aunt, I am sorry you are stupid.

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Doctor : I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient : Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor : The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24
hours to live.
Patient : 24 hours! That's terrible!! What could be worse? What's the
very bad news?
Doctor : I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

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Teacher : "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow : "No comb, Sir."
Teacher : "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow : "No hair, Sir."

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Patient : How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist : -90.00.
Patient : -90.00 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist : I can extract it very slowly if you like.

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Cheers,
Wilson

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Useful Pick Up Lines this Season!!

Season's greeting my jolly mates!!

As the christmas season is around the corner, i decided to compile a list of the "BEST PICK UP LINES!" for those heart broken to get a chance at the hotties at all upcoming Christmas Parties and Celebrations!! They may not be 100% guaranteed, but it'll definitely leave a "MARK" in your life, or a milestone, or hundreds of gravels..

Here Goes..

1. Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
2. Bond. James Bond.(Reply: Lost. Get Lost.)
3. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
4. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
5. Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
6. Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
7. Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
8. I'm good at math. U+I=69
9. Hey baby. You got a jersey? (A jersey?...What for?) Because I need your name and number

My personal favourite:
I have only three months to live... Sob..

Hope it works out for all this Christmas Season..

Happy Holidays and a Merry Christmas!!!

*YAM SENG
Robin

P.S: YAM SENG = Cheers